JOKES AT THE EXPENSE OF IGNORANT SIGHTED PEOPLE: POST YOURS

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 16:53:10

Before I go ANY FURTHER INTO THIS, this is open to NOT ONLY BLIND, MEANING PARTIALLY AND/OR TOTALLY, but THOSE 20-20-SIGHTED TO POST, AS WELL, that are ABSOLUTELY NOT IGNORANT, which THEY, THEMSELVES, wouldn't proove--THE EVIDENCE OF THEIR BEHAVIOR PROOVES THEM FOR THEM, so JUST AS YOU MIGHT'VE STARTED IN ON ACCUSING ME of being "BITTER," having a "CHIP ON MY SHOULDER," and ALL THIS OTHER BULL-LONEY, you'll be DEVASTATINGLY DISAPPOINTED TO KNOW that COMPLETE, FULL RECOGNITION of the VERY FACT that NOT ALL 20-20-SIGHTED fit the "IGNORANCE PROFILE," that FREQUENTLY use this line, JUST AS OFTEN AS THE BLIND POPULATION.
So, with ALL OF THAT said and done, GO FOR WHAT YOU KNOW--as those of you that are JUST AS INTOLLERANT of IGNORANCE as I AM, HOPEFULLY, you could REALLY LAND 'EM a COMPLETE, SOLID ASS-KICKIN'!

Post 2 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 16:13:47

Now, although this may be OFF-THE-"JOKES"-TOPIC, but I'm not ABSOLUTE about THIS, but ACCORDING to what I heard, there was QUITE AN UPROAR that was caused, as the result of AN ACTUAL ROAD SIGN that showed a photo of a gang of totally blind people, standing over the corpse of a 20-20-sighted man, with about eight or more 9-MILOMETERS ALL PRESSED AGAINST ALL AREAS OF HIS HEAD, each taking turns, firing into the lifeless form, with a tatoo across his bare chest that read: "THE ONLY ""GOOD" IGNORANT IS A DEAD ONE." Would anyone happen to know of this VERY SAME THING, and WHERE, EXACTLY, was this taking place? Now, according to what I understand, AS WELL, there was a vote to have the sign removed, but because of the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF, NOT ONLY BLIND, BUT DEFINITELY SIGHTED, 20-20, ESPECIALLY, THAT RALLIED TO PASS A PERMINENT, BINDING LAW to NOT ONLY LEAVE THE SIGN, IN ABSOLUTE, OBVIOUS PLAIN VIEW, but that there would be 24-7-ONGOING SURVEYANCE CAMERAS to catch ANYONE that would DARE to even ATTEMPT to tamper. What I could PROBABLY DO, if I EVER get around to it, is PERHAPS start ANOTHER ENTIRE TOPIC, PRIMARILY concerning THIS MATTER, as well as OTHER WHATEVERS.

Post 3 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 15-Sep-2007 6:24:25

In the ABOVE POST, the word "SURVEYANCE" SHOULD'VE been "SURVEYALANCE."

Post 4 by morgoniousmonk (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 21-Dec-2007 1:28:15

You do realize that the very sign you wish to leave up for the stupid sighted people would, according to you, must be monitored by cameras to prevent tampering, as you instructed. My questions is who do you think will be watching the video feed to make sure the tampering will not happen?

Post 5 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 17:13:27

OBVIOUSLY, ALL CAMERAS would be equipped with SPEECH SOFTWARE, so that ANYONE would benefit from using them, ranging from TOTALLY SIGHTED TO TOTALLY BLIND.

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 17:21:57

Mmm! A camera with speech software! I like that.

Post 7 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 16:42:50

YEAH--HOW 'BOUT THAT ...!